Byte Coach — your AI calorie coach in Telegram.
Stop guessing. Stop counting manually. Just tell your coach what you ate — or snap a photo — and it handles the rest. Personalized to your body, your goals, and your style.
No app to install. No account to create.
Too busy to type? Just send a voice note — your coach transcribes it, logs the meal, and replies in seconds.
How it works
Four quick steps and your coach is live.
Tell us about yourself
Age, height, weight, activity level. We calculate your ideal daily calories with science-backed formulas.
Pick your goal
Losing, maintaining, or building muscle? Your coach adapts targets, advice, and motivation to match.
Choose your coach's vibe
Cheerful hype-person, no-nonsense drill sergeant, calm guide — pick a personality you'll come back to.
Start chatting
Open the Telegram link, say hi, and you're rolling. That's it.
What your coach can do
Log meals instantly
Type "I had a chicken salad" — it estimates calories, logs it, and tells you what's left for the day.
Snap a photo
Send a picture of your plate. Your coach analyzes it, estimates calories, and logs it automatically.
Talk, don't type
Record a voice note on the go — your coach transcribes it, logs the meal, and replies. Logging in seconds, hands-free.
Weekly insights
Ask for a weekly review and get trends, patterns, and honest feedback you can actually act on.
Real-time coaching
"That leaves 380 kcal for dinner — plan light." Quick nudges after every meal.
Track your day
Ask "how many calories do I have left?" and get an instant breakdown.
Fix mistakes easily
Logged something wrong? Just say "delete the pizza" and it's gone.
Pick a coach who actually clicks with you
From cheerful hype to dry-humor honesty — or write your own.
Frequently asked
Do I need to install an app?
No. Everything happens in Telegram, which you probably already have.
How does it know the calories?
Your coach uses AI to estimate based on typical nutritional data. Fast and surprisingly accurate for common foods.
Is my data private?
Completely. Each user gets their own isolated database. Your food logs are never shared or used for training.
Can I change my goal later?
Yes — just tell your coach you want to switch and it recalculates everything on the spot.
Why isn't it free?
Because privacy comes first. We don't sell your data, we don't run ads, and we don't mine your meals for an ad network. Your subscription pays for the AI, the isolated database we spin up just for you, and the servers that run it — so you're the customer, never the product.